(Inspired by Fil's reaction to 'Eminem - Temporary ft Skylar Grey'
You Paid The Rent In Full, Dear Brother
In the strides we took our impressions were deep (when we were light on our feet),
if the dance was long and complex we would leap (we always landed on our feet),
if the path went through the deepest, darkest line (we would paint our feet white),
when the sights were seen and our faces, beams ( we would sing from our feet),
Me - Oy! Clean up your mess, Pat, you lazy git,
You - I’ll get the tickets for the Pink Floyd gig,
Me - F*ck, you scratched my copy of Dark Side Of The Moon,
You - Hey, Moon the Loon,
Me - what about him,
You - he’s kicked the bucket,
Me - Isle of Wight, man, Who, The Doors, Joni, Leonard Cohen,
Together - HENDRIX
Me - They are gonna have a Dali exhibition at the Tate, mate,
You - it says that Cardiff Castle wasn’t here in AD 54,
Me - Yeah I laid the first stone, got a slither of silver,
You - workers were overpaid in those days,
Me - turn that f*cking noise down, f*cking Frank Zappa,
You - You’ll come round to him, eventually, (no I didn’t)
Me - fancy going to to see Glencoe?
You (singing) “You take the high road,
Together - “and I’ll take the low road”
Me - how can you eat so much and not put on a pound?
You - It’s in the wrist action,
Me - I was told I’d go blind if I didn’t stop,
You - it’s why I wear glasses,
Me - you wouldn’t know what to do with it, if you could ever find it.
You - it’s not about the size,
Me - yeah, keep believing, Pat, keep believing.
Me - you really should cut down on those sugar drinks,
You - makes me sparkly.
Fiona (Pat’s ex wife) “Frank
It was the way she said, Frank.
